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To shit or not to shit
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can
communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in he English
Language. CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or
have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together,
find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can
smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, and
tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit
fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained,
shit blinded, and shit over.Some people know their shit while others can't
tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb
shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bullshit, horse shit, and
chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the
shit hits the fan. You can tae a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a
shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in
shit Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and
some days are just plan shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can
look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have
too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit, or a lot
of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really don't need
this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes
everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of
shit and come out smelling like a rose. Shit! When you stop to consider
all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember,
once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.